I'm sitting their trying to open my bear bottle. When out of no way my wife shows up with two martenes. Witch is strange because she know i hat martenes. Their for crazy people witch fits my wife.
" Hony if you cant open that bottle. you should ask our pet loma Lofert"
It is strange that we do have a loma as a pet. But he duse come in handy when you something to be open.
As Lofert come though the door, with his little diva wake. He grabes the bottle and tirys to take the cap off. And he tirys everything you can posible think of. Mean will my wife takes out her cell phone, and calls her MOTHER. The crazyest women you will proble ever met. She wars the stanges clowes ever.
"Mom were skeishy?"
"Hes in the car playing on his ipod"
"Ok I'm headed over to get him, Im be their in 2 seconds"
As she leves the bar i look over at Lofert. Who is now sitting thier giving that bottle the beath star. Out of now ware skeishy comes grabes the bottle bits the lid and pops the lid of. wakes over smilling the huges smile ever. Hands the the bottle and saids " That will be a new cell phone please"
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