It all started with a dinosaur toy. Yes, it was a cloudy morning and I was bored. I will admit, I like to play with my dinosaur collection when I am bored. And yes, I like to act........play pretend with my dinosaurs. So, there were five hundred other dinosaurs. I had them all lined up on the table for display. I was really sick of looking at them in that precise order. So Mr. Macho (the best dinosaur in the picture) knocked all the others off the cliff into the ocean. So here he is all alone. It was depressing to me!! Just one lonesome dinosaur. What a mess there was on the floor! So I decided to leave my home to go outside. I went for a walk, but when I saw this huge disgusting spider, I really needed the dinosaur clan! This thing was gonna eat me alive! So I ran and ran, 100 miles per hour! But to my surprise, a bunch of indians began shooting at me! I thought indians....or at least the violent kind were extinct from being able to attack me!! But thanks to my 100 mile per hour legs, I escaped the arrows. Despite one "holling" my shoe, I was able to just take it off. So there I was running in the wilderness with one shoe on. The other one was probably eaten by the spider. I said forget this country life. I need to go to the big city. I ventured for miles and miles before I even saw anything. Then I thought to myself, "Why didn't I drive?" I have a car, but I figured it was early and I'd walk. After hours and hours of walking, I couldn't believe my eyes. I made it! To the big city!! But then I thought, "Oh no......" I didn't bring any money, so what the heck was I going to do? After seeing all the pretty lights, i was upset I couldn't even buy a decent meal!! So I walked into a nearby coffee shop and explained how I was chased away by a bunch of scandalous indians and needed a warm drink.....not to mention it was cool outside. He happily gave me a cup of warm coffee.
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