Five Card Story: harambe lives

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a Five Card Flickr story by britbrit created Apr 09 2018, 01:48:30 pm. Create a new one!

flickr photo credits: (1) shareski (2) Serenae (3) Serenae (4) bionicteaching (5) Intrepidteacher

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alright, so there was this guy. his name was jephph (pronounced "jeff"), who was named that only because his parents were really boujee and wanted him to be special. so jephph was just chillin outside of target with his nintendo gamecube controller one day and wanted to climb a mountain. so he did. pretty cool, right? so jephph climbed this mountain and made it to the top a significant amount of time later when the sun was beginning to set. so picture jephph, on the top of a mountain overlooking some beautiful scenery with a gamecube controller. lit, right? so while jephph is hangin out, the few clouds that were in the darkening sky begin to part and who else but HARAMBE comes majestically floating down from the heavens. "jeff," he proclaims, "i am the LORD your HARAMBE."

"it's pronounced "jephph"," jephph clarified.

"oof. my many much apology, dank memelord," HARAMBE apologized. "for i have made a grave error. it is only customary for you to now plug the gamecube controller into my rectum and play a sick game of smash bros up my butt."

so jephph plugs the controller up HARAMBE's anus and starts smashin bros. HARAMBE hands him a cocacola from thin air and says, "here's a heckin cool refresher, bro."

jephph takes the coke. jephph drinks the coke.

jephph had a good TIME that day. (get it? the clock? i ran out of ideas ok)

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