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a Five Card Flickr story by Jim bob and carl created May 25 2018, 12:33:04 am. Create a new one!


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One day there was a woman who loved food.
She put all buffays out of bisness and the ones that had food refused to serve her.
Her farts smelled so bad everyone had to evacuate the town the townspeople had enough and put a cork in her butt.
But the gas in her bum built up a so much the cork went flying.
And the cork went so fast it hit a man in the head and killed him and the fart smelled so bad it killed half the people in the town.
She was told to use lose some weigh she went for a run and got tierd in 10 seconds.
She was so hot she needed to cool down so what to a lake and drank half the water.
Then did the call of nature in the lake and the whole lake turned yellow.
She did a canon ball in the lake and soaked the whole town it stank so bad for 5 years.
The townspeople had enough they got the whole town to carry her and through her off a clif and after 5 years when the smell went away they lived happily ever after the end.

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