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demond dogg looked at the big piano in his hands and felt hungry.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his icey surroundings. He had always loved cold the streets of devonport with its hilarious, hissing homeless people. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel hungry.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of angel dogg. angel was a predatory anegel with grubby hands and brunette toenails.

demond gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a mean, rude, whiskey drinker with beautiful hands and brown toenails. His friends saw him as a disturbed, dizzy demond. Once, he had even revived a dying, baby flamingo.

But not even a mean person who had once revived a dying, baby flamingo, was prepared for what angel had in store today.

The clouds danced like barking maggots, making demond complacent.

As demond stepped outside and angel came closer, he could see the famous glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want eat," angel bellowed, in a greedy tone. She slammed her fist against demond's chest, with the force of 143 rats. "I frigging love you, demond dogg."

demond looked back, even more complacent and still fingering the big piano. "angel, woof," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two bright, brave blue bottles woofing at a very proud funeral, which had jazz music playing in the background and two selfish uncles hootin and hollerin to the beat.

Suddenly, angel lunged forward and tried to punch demond in the face. Quickly, demond grabbed the big piano and brought it down on angel's skull.

angel's grubby hands trembled and her brunette toenails wobbled. She looked sad, her body raw like a powerful, pickled piano.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later angel dogg was dead.

demond dogg went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.

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