Five Card Story: Stoned chimps and Retarded Men

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a Five Card Flickr story by JTDIGIMAX created Oct 25 2010, 09:44:19 pm. Create a new one!

flickr photo credits: (1) hummingcrow (2) Serenae (3) bionicteaching (4) gshupe (5) hummingcrow

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Once I went to my front door and found a package labelled 100% heroin so I fed some of it to a mouse and watched the mouse go psycho. Then I went to the zoo and gave some to the gorillas and they sat around being retarded and one of them wouldn’t stop letting off some really smelly farts. I then went home and turned on the tv and ended up watching some professor go on about apes sitting on rocks scratching their butts and laughing all day. He then went on about a mini golf course and how the pirate made him really scared, scared enough to run to his mum’s house. I got bored so I turned off the tv and went to the fridge to get an apple and found I had none left so I went into town and went into the apple headquarters and asked for a bag of apples and instead they gave me a bag of laptops and charged me $7000. I was so mad because I was hungry not needing a laptop.

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