Five Card Story: Mexican Standoff

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a Five Card Flickr story by The Morinator created Jan 07 2011, 01:56:53 pm. Create a new one!

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I was attempting to escape the law by hiding in cardboard boxes in a trailer on its way to Mexico when I saw a Border Patrol Agent was stalking me without stealth. I immediately knew it was my nemesis, Helga. Helga, a Swedish bodybuilder and famous American Border Patrol Agent, is my evil twin (she would say I am the evil one, but everyone knows that evil twins constantly lies). When she was about to ram the back of my trailer with her truck, a Native American Medicine Woman zoomed in from the sky in my defense. She brought her evil bees who immediately began to sting Helga. She couldn't resist the attack, so she began to cry.
"You have been fighting for far too long," the Medicine Woman stated. "I am turning you into sad dogs until you learn to get along. Sisters should be friends." Typing with my paws is a time consuming task, but I felt that world deserved to know that fighting with an evil twin never pays. On the plus side, the law is looking for a five foot tall, blond Swedish women not a spotted dog. The moral of the story is if you are in trouble with the law, fight with your evil twin, anger a powerful medicine woman, and live your life as a dog.

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