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Five Card Story: The Chronicles of Wiki-Wiki: The Hippie, The Clock, and The Cow
a Five Card Flickr story by Teddy created Mar 23 2009, 12:48:21 am. Create a new one!
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Once upon a time there was a 6-year-old boy wandering around a beach on the southern tip of Florida.
His name was Robert. And he was stupid.
Well Robert was walking around until he found a big yellow tunnel. Mistaking it for a slide, he jumped into it, wondering where it led to.
I forgot to tell you Robert's stupid.
When Robert reaches the other side of the tunnel, he meets a magical hippie lady.
"I am a magical hippie man," says the magical hippie lady. "Welcome to the land of Wiki-Wiki."
"HOLY C**P! I THOUGHT YOU IZ A LADY, MAN!!!" says the 6-year-old child.
"What? Just because I have long hair, it means I'm a man?! Don't be so stereotypical, Robert," replied the magical hippie-lady man.
"HOLY S**T! HOW YOU KNOW MY NAME, FREAK?!?!?!" asked Robert, the SIX-YEAR-OLD CHILD.
"It doesn't matter. Follow me...," answered the freak.
So Robert followed the complete stranger that happened to know his name.
Stupid, man. That child is STU-PID!
Suddenly, while they were walking, a clock appeared in front of them.
"Wow, would you look at the time?" said the magical-lady-hippie man-freak. "It's 2:14. The only way you can get back to Florida is if you catch the next bus."
"WHAT TIME'Z 'DAT AT?!?!?!" asked Robert.
"2:15."
"HOLY S***IN' C**P!!! WHICH WAY'Z DA BUS STOP?!?!?!" Robert asked.
Freak Dude pointed in the north-eastern direction.
"That-a-way!" he replied.
"HOLY C***PIN' S**T!!! HOW'Z I SUPPOSED TA GET THAR THAT FAST?!?!?!"
"Take my pet cow," answered Freak, who then handed the child an Ox. "Now, hurry! Hurry!"
Robert hopped on the Ox and hurried towards the Bus Stop.
After 14 seconds, he could see the Bus Stop. Three seconds later, he could see the actual bus.
And that's when the Ox tripped.
Robert was flung off and hit his head on the ground. He blacked-out.
When he woke up, he was in Disney World.
And Mickey punched him in the face.
man that's some crazy s**t right there!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
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