Five Card Story: The Life Of The Ignorant

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One day an ignorant BOI, in a tux, went out for lunch riding his trusty bicycle he named Bikey Mc' Bike-face. During his travels, he kept on watching gorgeous scenery ignoring the distress of the people around him because of the kind of neighborhood he was in. As he reached the restaurant he would go park his bike outside and he headed towards the restaurant door. As he opened the door however, he, as usual, ignorantly left the door to close by itself hitting the pregnant woman behind him. Now that he was in the restaurant and ordered his food, he ate it very happily and he was satisfied. Though as the usual trope of his, he ignored the fact that he hasn't payed for the meal yet and just went straight to the exit but as he was walking towards it a group of security guards came to stop him. Due to his panic he ran outside his to his bike realizing that the bike was no longer to be seen, he remembered that he forgot to put a lock on his bike which caused it to be stolen. He was filled with so much anxiety that he ran as fast as he can, crossing roads after roads but the inevitable happened. He got hit by a truck hurling towards him. All his actions was caught on camera and was spread throughout the internet titled "Florida man attempts to dine-n-dash but got hit by a truck". Later on his death remains as a lesson to those who kept telling themselves "Ignorance is bliss"

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<hr /><h2><a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?id=46467">Five Card Story: The Life Of The Ignorant</a></h2>a <a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?suit=5card">Five Card Flickr</a> story created by Van Beaufort Garcia
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One day an ignorant BOI, in a tux, went out for lunch riding his trusty bicycle he named Bikey Mc' Bike-face. During his travels, he kept on watching gorgeous scenery ignoring the distress of the people around him because of the kind of neighborhood he was in. As he reached the restaurant he would go park his bike outside and he headed towards the restaurant door. As he opened the door however, he, as usual, ignorantly left the door to close by itself hitting the pregnant woman behind him. Now that he was in the restaurant and ordered his food, he ate it very happily and he was satisfied. Though as the usual trope of his, he ignored the fact that he hasn't payed for the meal yet and just went straight to the exit but as he was walking towards it a group of security guards came to stop him. Due to his panic he ran outside his to his bike realizing that the bike was no longer to be seen, he remembered that he forgot to put a lock on his bike which caused it to be stolen. He was filled with so much anxiety that he ran as fast as he can, crossing roads after roads but the inevitable happened. He got hit by a truck hurling towards him. All his actions was caught on camera and was spread throughout the internet titled "Florida man attempts to dine-n-dash but got hit by a truck". Later on his death remains as a lesson to those who kept telling themselves "Ignorance is bliss"
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