Five Card Story: just a good ol day

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I got into my 2001 Honda Civic and went to my dead end job at Generic Company TM when I saw a homeless person looking at a picture of me and my friend, Bartholomew. I went over to said homeless person and exclaimed, "Hey! homeless person! Why do you have that?," he responded in a low, threatening voice, "I ran out of toilet paper, and some guy had just thrown this out in my local trash can." I was shocked, and had to take a moment to catch my breath as the realization that Bartholomew didn't praise me as his idol set in. "Ho- How can this be? Me and Bartholomew are certified BFF's." I got back in my 2001 Honda Civic and started blasting 'driver's license' by Olivia Rodrigo at full volume, making mini-earthquakes through the universe around me. After I got to work, I confronted Bartholomew, and he said thrown back with surprise. He was so ashamed of this truth and didn't want to face me anymore, so he jumped out of Generic Company TM's building and parachuted down. I never saw him again. The end

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I got into my 2001 Honda Civic and went to my dead end job at Generic Company TM when I saw a homeless person looking at a picture of me and my friend, Bartholomew. I went over to said homeless person and exclaimed, "Hey! homeless person! Why do you have that?," he responded in a low, threatening voice, "I ran out of toilet paper, and some guy had just thrown this out in my local trash can." I was shocked, and had to take a moment to catch my breath as the realization that Bartholomew didn't praise me as his idol set in. "Ho- How can this be? Me and Bartholomew are certified BFF's." I got back in my 2001 Honda Civic and started blasting 'driver's license' by Olivia Rodrigo at full volume, making mini-earthquakes through the universe around me. After I got to work, I confronted Bartholomew, and he said thrown back with surprise. He was so ashamed of this truth and didn't want to face me anymore, so he jumped out of Generic Company TM's building and parachuted down. I never saw him again. The end
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