Five Card Story: dont listen to clowns

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yeah, thats me, butt naked. do you think my statement is clear enough? too tell you the truth i've always liked walking around butt naked. its just my thing. the women like it, & the guys get jealous. but to tell you the truth again, i've not always been like this. you see when i was a little boy i used to wear clothes. ones that covered up my entire body. i was innocent, & was as sweet as can be. until i met the deadly clown. i was just walking down the street when i saw it. me being a young curious child i walked over to the clown & peered into its gapping mouth. & out came.. "If you ever put clothes on again... i will kill you. & your loved one." i suddenly threw my clothes off & ran like the wind. ever since then i've been drinking and going crazy. ever since that clown situation i've been terrified of electronics. so scared. i threw my computer away! never again will i put my trust in electronics.. or clowns.

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<hr /><h2><a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?id=18751">Five Card Story: dont listen to clowns</a></h2>a <a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?suit=5card">Five Card Flickr</a> story created by kendyan eagleson
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yeah, thats me, butt naked. do you think my statement is clear enough? too tell you the truth i've always liked walking around butt naked. its just my thing. the women like it, & the guys get jealous. but to tell you the truth again, i've not always been like this. you see when i was a little boy i used to wear clothes. ones that covered up my entire body. i was innocent, & was as sweet as can be. until i met the deadly clown. i was just walking down the street when i saw it. me being a young curious child i walked over to the clown & peered into its gapping mouth. & out came.. "If you ever put clothes on again... i will kill you. & your loved one." i suddenly threw my clothes off & ran like the wind. ever since then i've been drinking and going crazy. ever since that clown situation i've been terrified of electronics. so scared. i threw my computer away! never again will i put my trust in electronics.. or clowns. 
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