Five Card Story: Spy Girl

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The year: 2050. The mission: Save the planet from toilet paper stealing primates.

My name is Stefani Germaine, and I am employed by the Saving the World from Unbelievable Problems agency. My current mission is getting toilet paper back to the people who really are in desperate need of it. The prime suspects are Benny Baboon, aka "The Charmin Chimpanzee", and his band of toilet-paper stealing apes. The mission has run into a number of snags recently. I was hot on Benny's trail when his hoodlums literally "monkeyed" around with my car, leaving me unable to track him down. Then, I thought I had tracked him down to his hideout only to find out some teenagers were using the little of the remaining toilet paper to TP their biology teacher's house. We finally thought we were going to catch him by setting up a toilet paper sale sting operation at the local Polar Bear, but seeing as he already has all of the toilet paper, I guess that was bound to fail. If you see Benny Baboon, please call 999-OHNO.

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The year: 2050. The mission: Save the planet from toilet paper stealing primates. 
 
My name is Stefani Germaine, and I am employed by the Saving the World from Unbelievable Problems agency. My current mission is getting toilet paper back to the people who really are in desperate need of it. The prime suspects are Benny Baboon, aka "The Charmin Chimpanzee", and his band of toilet-paper stealing apes. The mission has run into a number of snags recently. I was hot on Benny's trail when his hoodlums literally "monkeyed" around with my car, leaving me unable to track him down. Then, I thought I had tracked him down to his hideout only to find out some teenagers were using the little of the remaining toilet paper to TP their biology teacher's house. We finally thought we were going to catch him by setting up a toilet paper sale sting operation at the local Polar Bear, but seeing as he already has all of the toilet paper, I guess that was bound to fail. If you see Benny Baboon, please call 999-OHNO.
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