Five Card Story: Ermahgerd Gerd Sterrrrr JERSUS SERVS

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The God mobile came to the small town of Jerusalem South Virginia. When the turtle listened to what the preacher gad to say on the God mobile, he wanted to go to heaven very badly. The turtle wondered around for days thinking about the wounderful power of god, when he stumbled upon a funnel cake stand. He had never had a funnel cake before, so he tried one. Amazed by how tasty the cake was, he bought another, then another. Turtle eventually spent all of his money on funnel cakes. He started feeling an odd sensation. Was turtle finally going to heaven? Nope. The turtle turned into an atheist and is no longer accepted into heaven.

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The God mobile came to the small town of Jerusalem South Virginia. When the turtle listened to what the preacher gad to say on the God mobile, he wanted to go to heaven very badly. The turtle wondered around for days thinking about the wounderful power of god, when he stumbled upon a funnel cake stand. He had never had a funnel cake before, so he tried one. Amazed by how tasty the cake was, he bought another, then another. Turtle eventually spent all of his money on funnel cakes. He started feeling an odd sensation. Was turtle finally going to heaven? Nope. The turtle turned into an atheist and is no longer accepted into heaven.
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