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a Five Card Flickr story by LKSADJSALJ created Jan 10 2014, 03:58:51 am. Create a new one!

flickr photo credits: (1) pporto (2) Intrepidteacher (3) bionicteaching (4) Serenae (5) Serenae

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There once was a boy who was born with a distorted face, and a curled back. He was extremely ugly, he was given up for adoption when he was born. His mother and father couldn't bare having such an ugly child. He ate a lot of chili peppers so his breath would be incredibly disgusting, its like he's not even trying to be normal. No one likes to eat chili peppers with nothing, he did this to himself. Doctors say that it was the tentacles that his mother ate during the pregnancy, but its understandable everyone loves tentacles where they live. One day the boy walked into the Tanger Bar. There he met this lovely lady, she was polite to everyone, but she couldn't stand the boys face, he was just too hideous. So she screamed with fear and ran out the name. All the boy mumbled was, "jdlsakdj." So the manager of the bar told him to get out of his bar, it's ruining his business. The boy walked home (which was this weird looking bush)and thought about his life, he was unwanted and did nothing good for the world, so he ate chili peppers until he died.

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