Five Card Story: Some Guys Get all the Chicks

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I'm a passive aggressive attention whore. There I said it. Are you happy now? I mean, I'm the man of this coop and I can do whatever the hell I want. I've got the best feathers around and all the chicks on this farm love me. I kind of hate it here though. All I am to them is the bouncer to the coop, and an alarm clock. How boring is that? Sometimes I dream of escaping and letting all those damn eggs be turned into omelets.

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<hr /><h2><a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?id=35034">Five Card Story: Some Guys Get all the Chicks</a></h2>a <a href="http://5card.cogdogblog.com/show.php?suit=5card">Five Card Flickr</a> story created by Elizabeth Penfold 
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I'm a passive aggressive attention whore. There I said it. Are you happy now? I mean, I'm the man of this coop and I can do whatever the hell I want. I've got the best feathers around and all the chicks on this farm love me. I kind of hate it here though. All I am to them is the bouncer to the coop, and an alarm clock. How boring is that? Sometimes I dream of escaping and letting all those damn eggs be turned into omelets. 
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