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a Five Card Flickr story by A.J. Cam Zach created Feb 06 2019, 06:49:34 pm. Create a new one!


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once upon a time there was a soccer mom that surprisingly did not have a minivan. there is also a gorilla and a soccer child. This story takes place in Wyoming in 1991.
This soccer mom has many soccer children and her car can't fit them all because she doesn't have a minivan. She also can't feed her kids because she doesn't have orange slices. the soccer child said, "mom, please buy a minivan so the i am not cramped in this darn car." the mom replied, "maybe if your dad could get a job we could afford a minivan." the family runs into wooden fence and the car is ruined. the fence happens to hold a family of gorillas in it and they help bring all of the soccer children to all of there soccer games. the lose every game because they did not have there orange slices.

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