Five Card Story: Cookies for Jaquavian

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Jaquavian got kicked out of church. The pastor's wife had made cookies for all the Bible Study women. Jaquavian was outraged that he didn't get any cookies. He was so mad that he threatened to take all the cookies and throw them in the sketchy trash bin in the drug-dealing alleyway. The Bible Study women did not know what to say. They were so confused because nobody was allowed to leave buildings because of a blizzard raging outsie. They took Jaquavians threat for granted and instantly regretted it. Why? Because Jaquavian ate all the cookies. The end :)

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Jaquavian got kicked out of church. The pastor's wife had made cookies for all the Bible Study women. Jaquavian was outraged that he didn't get any cookies. He was so mad that he threatened to take all the cookies and throw them in the sketchy trash bin in the drug-dealing alleyway. The Bible Study women did not know what to say. They were so confused because nobody was allowed to leave buildings because of a blizzard raging outsie. They took Jaquavians threat for granted and instantly regretted it. Why? Because Jaquavian ate all the cookies. The end :)
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