Five Card Story: the homecoming of the jenkins dog

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a Five Card Flickr story by el paso resolution'o the gingerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! created May 10 2010, 11:36:11 pm. Create a new one!

flickr photo credits: (1) cogdogblog (2) Serenae (3) D'Arcy Norman (4) Serenae (5) cogdogblog

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The jenkins loved their dog. they took him for walks every day. after a while he started to get arthritis. one day they were taking him for a walk in the national park. they turned their back for a second and.................... he'd already had a toilet break. after a while they saw a girl walking a puppy.
"hey, can i see what my dog would be like with another dog, this is her first walk" said the girl in shy voice.
"sure" said mr jenkins.
they unhooked the leash.
but before you could say elainahanagramiconga pina colada blairy beary nimhilly utopian spectronical drink bottle in spaaaaaaace!
he was gone.
now the jenkins dog was very loved were they lived. so every one was worried.
they sent out a national bank rescue helicopter.(its the new westpac helicopter)
but they didn't find him
after setting many (non dangerous...ish) traps. they caught him.
the town was so happy that they threw a party
. they even had a parade and booked the marching band from gorilla town.
"what a 'hoohoohahaha' waste of time 'hoohoo' time. having a 'hoohoohahaha' parade for a dog" said krabby
"i'd 'hoohoo' say" said patty
" oh who cares, we get 'hoohoo' paid anyway" said krabby
just when they thought every thing was better (so that the story has an interesting twist)a giant mutant toy dinosaur rampaged through the town.
millions of people got paper cuts because they were urgently tryng to get home and the only way to get there was through the paper factory.
mayor potter new exactly what to do.
he picked up the fone and dialed 666 and.......
"hello this is andre's pie's here"
"oh what the hell.
can i make a custom order"
"sure, go ahead"
ok can i have a.... catfoodpie dogfoodpie armadillopie toenailpie liverandgoatcheesepie and onepointfiveterabitexternalharddrivepie"
"............all i got was armadillo pie"
"oh forget it"
he hung up and called 811
"yes this is the order of the phoenex hotline. press one for gandolf, 2 for ginni and three for dumbledore"
he pressed three and dumbledore apeared with an awesome wizard tatoo on his fore head (i know it doesnt look like him but its just a story)
"you have to save the town"
"well naaaaaaah"
"just do it. please?"
and with bang and a flash the wizard disapeared and all that was left was a single jelly been and a note saying
'do not eat this delicous confectionary snack'
meanwhile the wizard was casting 'achio make this giant mutant toy dinosaur disapear for-shizle'
soon the dinosaur was gone and he went back to the mayors office and noticed that the jelly bean wasnt there (that was how he got back to the order of the phenix hotline so he had to walk back and he got abducted by aliens and was never seen again.

or is it?
dun dun duuuuunn

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