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a Five Card Flickr story by bigwillystyle1 created Jun 23 2010, 03:15:16 pm. Create a new one!

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Many people these days are concerned about a certain epidemic that is gripping areas with large alligator populations. these alligators are such amazing specimans, so majestic so...hungry.
Alligators are eating human fingertips at alarming rates. people are scared about what's to come i n the future as more and more people are having their finger tips eaten.
The usual way to cover up the stumpy fingers left from a hungry alligator is to place a raspberry on ones finger. The only issue with this popular method is that when people get hungry, that scary looking stump is right back out for the world to see.
The government is also having an issue with the influx of eaten fingertips. Many people are sending in forms to the government to receive compensation for their lost tips.
One such person is randy waters. Waters, as resident of gainesville florida, had his tips eaten last summer while feeding a hot dog to an alligator. I suppose his fingers and an oscar meyer wiener had something in common,
Lately randy has been angry because he has sent in a request for compensation money, but has received none. he and many others have protested.

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