Five Card Story: The Stupidest Cow Story Ever (Frankencow)

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a Five Card Flickr story by ABB 1st Period created May 29 2009, 12:37:54 pm. Create a new one!

flickr photo credits: (1) D'Arcy Norman (2) lesliemb (3) cogdogblog (4) kairós (5) goddess_spiral

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There was a cow on a farm that was pampered and loved by his half-witted owner. The cow got the whole farm to himself. He even had his own stone fountain! The farmer also had some sheep, but he hated them and made them eat stale grass. Of course, the sheep were very jealous and they hated the cow more than they hated their owner. The farmer was mad at the sheep so he wanted to sell them to these poor people in China. He went to the nearby harbor to send the sheep on a shabby old boat. He brought his cow along with him because he didn't want him stolen by the cow theifs. When the cow was near the harbor tower, the sheep got together and pushed it down on the cow. The cow died. The farmer, who was furious, pushed all the sheep in the water. He got some jumper cables attached to his car engine and his head for extra life. He stuck the other end on the cow's ears. He sent a couple volts through it and thought he brought it back to life. He renamed the dead animal Frankencow. Told you it was stupid.

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