Five Card Story: Supid Deer!

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a Five Card Flickr story by MGAT created May 29 2009, 12:41:19 pm. Create a new one!


flickr photo credits: (1) draggin (2) D'Arcy Norman (3) nessman (4) cogdogblog (5) nessman


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One day I was watching TV when all the sudden my TV started acting funny. It was making weird noises and the screen was all fuzzy. Then it flipped to a picture of a man rolling around in a ball and a whole bunch of people cheering for him.
While my TV was showing the picture of the guy rolling around, it was also making clown noises. I hate clowns. They make funny noises when the laugh. That was the noise my TV was making.Then it flipped to a picture of a cow right next up against the screen. I jumped back in horror.
Then I had to use the bathroom. So I got up and walked to the bathroom. I looked to make sure there was toilet paper. There wasn't.
"Shoot!" I yelled. So I went out to get some toilet paper. On the way there,I saw some weird people on the street. Like Emos and Goths. Basically a whole bunch of skater dudes. So I got to the supercenter and on the sign it said 'Toilet paper on sale!!! 2 for the price of 1!!'
I went in the store and went to the toilet paper section. I picked out the softest kind they had. I went to the checkout counter and the guy scanned my 2 bags of toilet paper.
"That'll be 10.00$ ma'am," The guy with the nametag 'Frank' on it. So I pulled out my checkbook and ripped a check out.
"Gah!!" I yelped. "It ripped!" That was a good check too! It was a picture of two deer walking on a log. So I ripped out yet another check with deer on a log. Yay! It didn't rip. I filled out the check and scrawled my signature on it. I drove back home with my two bags of toilet paper and got to use the bathroom. That was my interesting day.


-MGAT

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