Five Card Story: something: EXTRA EDITION

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One day there was a man who hid crack in a cake. At his party, he said, "LETS EAT SOME CRACK FROM MY SACK!" to a random lady who came to him. He then splattered it on her face, causing her to have vivid hallucinations, such as flying ****s, jiggling ********s, and many other odd things. Luckily for you, we censored these for your convenience. The man and lady then went on to get married. But on a fateful day, a fly landed in his hand after his wedding, with it's wing on his wedding ring. The ring turned into crack and he remembered how much he loved crack. He plugged a crack machine into himself, and died. The woman didn't actually mourn for his death because he watched profanity at night anyway.

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One day there was a man who hid crack in a cake. At his party, he said, "LETS EAT SOME CRACK FROM MY SACK!" to a random lady who came to him. He then splattered it on her face, causing her to have vivid hallucinations, such as flying ****s, jiggling ********s, and many other odd things. Luckily for you, we censored these for your convenience. The man and lady then went on to get married. But on a fateful day, a fly landed in his hand after his wedding, with it's wing on his wedding ring. The ring turned into crack and he remembered how much he loved crack. He plugged a crack machine into himself, and died. The woman didn't actually mourn for his death because he watched profanity at night anyway.
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