Five Card Story: Death By Crap

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a Five Card Flickr story by Jonathan Wu created Oct 08 2018, 01:34:36 am. Create a new one!

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So a kid is having a tantrum because his father won’t buy him stuff, so he runs around the street and starts kicking things, then he sees a random shop and thought that it was a ice cream shop, in the shop there is a container, he thinks that it is slushy maker, so he steals it because he likes slushy and runs away. Then a police sees him stealing things, so the police goes over to kids and arrests the kid. After a while, the kids father comes by and tells the police cop that if he lets the kid go he will give him a nice car to drive. Then the police tells him that he didn’t arrest the kid because he was stealing, he said that he arrested the kid because he wanted the slushy maker himself. Few days later there was a funeral, it turns out that it was the corrupt cop who died, he died because the slushy maker wasn’t what he thought it was, it was a tool for the farmers so that they could poop into the cup and carry it to the field so that he could use it as fertilizers. Then head was sculpted and put into the museum of most funniest ways of dying.

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