Five Card Story: The (Un)Eventful Day of Madame Girard

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a Five Card Flickr story by Riley Kulcsar created Nov 16 2011, 05:29:35 pm. Create a new one!

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This morning, this is where Geraldine the sheep woke up. She was rudely informed by the sign on the yellow bars that she could not smoke a cigarette beyond this point, and that the door ahead was for on duty employees and drivers making deliveries only. Well, she was neither on duty, nor a a driver. She could use a cigarette, though. Making sure not to move "beyond this point," she lit up and looked around with caution. Ahead in the distance, Geraldine saw a small, relatively dirty looking café. Putting on her zoom vision (which happened to be only available in black and white), she saw through the window what looked like a mega-sexy kitty cat. Geraldine was terribly intrigued, and sauntered down to the café to introduce her fluffy self. Upon her arrival, she became aware that the kitten was not a cat, for real, but rather a lovely lady in a cat mask. Cat Mask lady's name was Madame Girard, and she was on a mission. She found Geraldine incredibly charming, and invited her along for the ride. These missions, after all, had no point to them, but to give the adventurers the feeling they were doing something productive. Geraldine and Madame Girard came upon an abandoned back alley type of thing, and ran around as though they were searching for something. Finding nothing but a bunch of beetles and slugs, they decided to break in through the lovely arched windows. After several failed attempts, they realized that there was actually an unlocked door on the front of the building. They entered the building modestly, each lady trying to think up a reason for being there, in case they were stopped by some sort of cantankerous guard, or some nutty old spinster, or whatever other stock character may happen to appear. Unfortunately, the adventure of Geraldine and Madame Girard was cut short. They were not confronted by anybody, and at the end was a door labeled "BIOHAZARD, STAY OUT." Realizing that this was real danger, the mock adventurers turned around and went home. Geraldine returned to her smoking pad, and Madame Girard to her dirty café. Both thought to themselves as they parted ways "Another day, another adventure. Maybe someday..."

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